I've been in a bad mood today. It might stem from a slightly hungover train journey home this morning, the drizzly rain ruining the collective happy vibe we all had last week, missing my boyfriend (as we all know, Sundays are the worst when you've not got your SO) or just being in 'one of those moods', but these are the thoughts I've had so far today, and I can tell you, I'm a delight...
'You just don't post enough pictures of your face on FB. Really, please - post more.'
'No, German Lady, I don't know if this is your train, because it's YOUR train, not mine.'
'OH, you had a baby? I hadn't realised, what with your 50,689276483927 pictures of them. Congrats.'
'Yes, writing a message on your phone whilst walking down the stairs is A GREAT IDEA, especially with your suitcase in the other hand blocking everyone else's way. Well done.'
'Seriously? The pavement? THE PAVEMENT is where you choose to walk and read and drink a coffee at the same time?'
'Stand on the right. No, The Right. Ah, no, it's fine, we all like standing behind you whilst you BREAK THE GOD DAMN RULES.'
'Wait, what, you bought what? You're crazy, you did not just buy that. OH no, you didn't - you just took a picture of it in a shop and hash tagged it 'swag'. That's totally normal.'
'I need to stop using pubic transport and going on social media.'
Job done.
'You just don't post enough pictures of your face on FB. Really, please - post more.'
'No, German Lady, I don't know if this is your train, because it's YOUR train, not mine.'
'OH, you had a baby? I hadn't realised, what with your 50,689276483927 pictures of them. Congrats.'
'Yes, writing a message on your phone whilst walking down the stairs is A GREAT IDEA, especially with your suitcase in the other hand blocking everyone else's way. Well done.'
'Seriously? The pavement? THE PAVEMENT is where you choose to walk and read and drink a coffee at the same time?'
'Stand on the right. No, The Right. Ah, no, it's fine, we all like standing behind you whilst you BREAK THE GOD DAMN RULES.'
'Wait, what, you bought what? You're crazy, you did not just buy that. OH no, you didn't - you just took a picture of it in a shop and hash tagged it 'swag'. That's totally normal.'
'I need to stop using pubic transport and going on social media.'
Job done.
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